Ok. Paris. Big time awesome. Fun fact : "awesome" is being officially banished, along with "baby bump" and "man cave." Don't ask, just accept. If you don't accept then look it up!
As I was saying : BIG time awesome. We got up early to catch our bus to Lyon, but first I stopped by the post office to grab two of the three Christmas presents I had ordered for Isabelle and Anouk. One of them was wrapped really nicely because I asked for it to be (thanks Amazon!), but I had to wrap the other one myself with that cardboard looking/feeling paper because Amazon couldn't wrap something that big (it wasn't that big) and it ended up looking…not so great haha. I tried to think of it as an oyster…hideous on the outside, but a beautiful treasure inside!
Mostly I was just cold and wet though. We jumped on a bus, and then made our way through the nearest metro stop towards our warm and cozy apartmenwith in Montparnasse (pretty much in the middle of Paris, with a view of Les Invalides and even La Tour Eiffel herself!) It's actually Isa's ex's cousin who is filthy rich and only goes there every so often, so he let's people stay there whenever they want. The French. So nice.
Next stop was the Iron Lady, better known as the Eiffel Tower! I wish we would've gone the next day, or the day after, or the day after, but I was happy to see her again regardless of the wind and rain. I wanted to take an awesome picture with my camera, but whatevs…I'll just have to go back I guess! :) We decided to take an elevator up to the second level, where they said the best view was. Also Isa Anouk are afraid of heights, so they didn't want to go up to the top anyway. I've been up there before, so I wasn't disappointed. I feel bad though, they're totally missing out! Fun Fact : from the ground to the second level is the same distance as the second level to the top! Don't question. Believe the crazy American guy from South Carolina I heard talking about it behind us in line.
We didn't stay super long. After we finished walking around the perimeter we headed back down the elevator and walked back to our apartment. There was this fancy looking Italian restaurant called Del Arte down the street, and we hadn't eaten yet, so we decided to stop there for dinner. Isabelle offered to pay for me - she is so so nice! I got this pasta sampler platter, with lasagna, salmon raviolis in a white sauce, and a spinach/chicken penne dish. It was way good, and not very expensive! For Paris anyway. I've gotten used to dropping $20+ for a meal here. TAKE NOTE LADIES.
If someone had said to me "rise and shine!" the next morning I definitely would have punched them right in the face. I don't even remember if I woke up to someone moving around or if I was already awake and happened to notice that it was already 8 a.m. We weren't gonna waste our time being there though, so even though we didn't sleep very well we still got up, ate a bowl of cereal, and headed out to the biggest cemetery in Paris, Père Lachaise.
There are around 300,000 graves with bones dating as far back as 1141, across 110 acres and over one million bodies, not including the crematorium. How are there more bodies than graves? you might ask. Well, a lot of the time families are buried together - I mean like generations worth of families.
We saw the graves of some pretty cool people I think, although I admit my knowledge of French painters from the 18th century is…limited…There was the grave of the guy who translated the Rosetta Stone (the one with the hieroglyphs, not the computer program), so that was cool! Except for the part that it was falling apart…
I didn't buy, however, any of the watches or perfumes that were being sold all down the sidewalk. Nor did I place a 50€ bet on a game where a guy puts a piece of paper under one of three button things and then slides them around and asks you where the paper is. I watched probably 500€ get lost just from walking around and seeing people pick the wrong button. How. Stupid!!! I was so frustrated at the idiocy of these people! I had a kink in my neck afterwards from shaking my head every time I saw someone hand over a 50€ bill only to lose it 15 seconds later (p.s. the first guy I took a picture of chased me down and made me delete it).
Finally we walked up the stairs to Sacré Coeur, one of the many beautiful churches in Paris. We stopped halfway up to sit on a bench with a great view of Paris to eat a sandwich. At the top there were lots of vendors in front and around the church selling cool bits and bobs, including hot wine, intricately cut up paper pop-up cards, and every sort of food you can imagine. We peeked inside and took a little tour around. They had small and large candles for sale that you could buy for either one or two euros respective to the sizes, then you light it and place it on an altar or something. I think they were prayer candles? I'm not familiar with Catholic customs but that was the idea I got. Either way, it was beautiful and set a very holy ambience inside. The architecture was incredible, not to mention all the paintings and stain glass. Pictures weren't allowed inside though, sorry!
The descent was a lot easier than the climb - duh. Why do I even write these things…I consider erasing them, but I think leaving them up is at least sort of humorous.
Just a ways down the road is the Moulin Rouge, which I'd been to before but it's fun to revisit, if I can say so without sounding like a creep, but little did we know that the way there was lined with literally side by side on both sides of the street down the WHOLE street with just sex shops. It's like they were the kebab shops of Paris. As disgusted as I was, I couldn't help but laugh out of embarrassment. How the heck do any of those places make any money?! There must have been just under a hundred stores and each one was in full blossom with people bustling in and out. Bleh.
I took some pictures of the red windmill and we rode the metro back to our apartment to take a little break before tackling the Champs Elysée and the Arc de Triomphe. I ended up on Facebook while Anouk and Isa napped, but it was nice to just sit down for a while.
Maybe two hours later we were walking back out of the apartment and into the cigarette-smelling hallway and down the too-small elevator and out the perfectly normal door and into the kind-of-nice weather towards the famous Champs Elysée! Whew...
There were some street dancers who were all right (they were really good) but they really plugged up the sidewalk, which is still like 20 meters wide. Also, there were lines pushing into the sidewalk to get into certain stores that were literally marked with 45 minute waits, and people were lined up past them! Crazy sauce.
We didn't go very far, but we saw a lot of things that we had already seen before. There's two islands in the middle of la Seine where the first inhabitants of Paris lived. I don't know how they found that out…it's pretty sweet though! It's now the most expensive place to live in Paris.
I'm gonna break this here so I can put up pictures and you can stop gnawing your brain about how wonderful my trip was, then I'll go and finish writing the Wednesday and Thursday part of my journey!